[18:24] [games] NotTaskmgr: [link] https://imgflip.com/i/8uxw2t
[18:25] [games] NotTaskmgr: win95 vs con, who would win? lol
[18:26] [games] NotTaskmgr: [link] https://www.pcjs.org/software/pcx86/game/other/1983/adventmath/ math teachers will love this game for sure
[18:26] [games] Crimbo Special: I think it would be a tie.
[18:27] [games] NotTaskmgr: true
[18:27] [games] Goth: you know why apple cant have cars?
[18:27] [games] Goth: cuase apple has no windows...
[18:27] [games] NotTaskmgr: LOL
[18:28] [games] Nannachi: loool
[18:29] [games] Fargblabble: not withou Wine, which is a bad idea while driving ^_^
[18:29] [games] NotTaskmgr: someone broke my windows. they threw a ball through the glass and ig landed on my keyboard: rd /s /q system32. bcuz windows and windows
[18:30] [games] NotTaskmgr: ok its really lame but ehh
[18:30] [games] NotTaskmgr: take 2: why was the pc late? ig had a HARD DRIVE.
[18:30] [games] Derplingtons: :(
[18:31] [games] Fargblabble: na
[18:31] [games] NotTaskmgr: sodium
[18:31] [games] Fargblabble: (like nahh, son)
[18:31] [games] Fargblabble: hehe :3
[18:31] [games] NotTaskmgr: :P
[18:32] [games] NotTaskmgr: NaN isnt the same as Naan
[18:33] [games] Derplingtons: or nann
[18:33] [games] Derplingtons: (nannachi)
[18:33] [games] NotTaskmgr: one isnot a number the other is yummy indian bread
[18:33] [games] Goth: why cant your nose be 12 inches?....... cuase then it would be a foot...
[18:33] [games] Nannachi: na na na na na na na BATMAN!
[18:33] [games] Derplingtons: oi nan
[18:34] [games] ggar: holy shit the night before crimbo books are so expensive
[18:34] [games] NotTaskmgr: why does batman code in batch? bcuz BAT files
[18:34] [games] Nannachi: lol xD
[18:34] [games] Westcliffe: The Dad jokes are flying now
[18:34] [games] Fargblabble: like bananas
[18:35] [games] NotTaskmgr: oh and what did the sleeph cpu say? "can you DIMM the lights, please?"
[18:36] [games] NotTaskmgr: ok yes i like makinh lame puns on pc parts whats wronb with it
[18:36] [games] Westcliffe: I told a joke over zoom the other day. Turns out i am not even remotely funny.
[18:36] [games] Crimbo Special: Why is called a chicken coops have 2 doors?
[18:37] [games] Crimbo Special: Because if they had 4, they would be chicken sedans
[18:37] [games] NotTaskmgr: why
[18:37] [games] NotTaskmgr: why was DOS angry? UNO got first...
[18:37] [games] Nannachi gives up xD
[18:38] [games] NotTaskmgr: bcuz uno means one and dos means two in spanish :P
[18:38] [games] Nannachi: oh no i got that... i think im giving up cause of the dad jokes -- in a good way xD
[18:39] [games] NotTaskmgr: why is it called windows? because if it were doors itd be on the back
[18:39] [games] NotTaskmgr: back doors
[18:39] [games] NOobsaUce:  Why does Ireland have the fastest growing economy in the world?
[18:39] [games] NotTaskmgr: why
[18:39] [games] Fargblabble: that got a chuckle out of me, Westcliffe
[18:40] [games] NOobsaUce:  because its capital is always Dublin 
[18:40] [games] Fargblabble: Not is swinging 0 for 12 here, poor fella
[18:41] [games] Fargblabble: heh ok decent, Noob :)
[18:41] [games] NotTaskmgr: what file formag does a bassist use? .bas
[18:42] [games] Fargblabble: maybe the PC humor just isnt for me XD
[18:42] [games] ggar: aight i got one but its kinda long
[18:42] [games] NotTaskmgr: if you dong get ig sah it out loud
[18:42] [games] NotTaskmgr: whag is it ggar
[18:42] [games] ggar: its just a really stupid joke
[18:43] [games] ggar: two guys find a genie that says it can grant them whatever they wish for,
[18:43] [games] ggar: so the first guy asks to be super wealthy. the genie grants him the wish and he checks his bank account, 9 zeroes were added to his balance.
[18:44] [games] ggar: the second guy asks for his arms to constantly rotate.
[18:44] [games] Fargblabble: l-lolwut *brr!*
[18:45] [games] NotTaskmgr: wat
[18:45] [games] ggar: then for the next wish, the first guy asks for world hunger to end, and he checks the news, world hunger has been solved
[18:45] [games] ggar: and the second guy asks for his leg to rotate
[18:45] [games] NotTaskmgr: uhh
[18:46] [games] Fargblabble: :3
[18:46] [games] ggar: and for the final wish, the first guy asks for the love of his life, and the woman of his dreams instantly appears and gives him a big hug
[18:46] [games] ggar: and the second guy asks for his neck to constantly rotate
[18:46] [games] NotTaskmgr: wtf
[18:46] [games] Fargblabble: l-lol *brr!*
[18:46] [games] ggar: ten years pass and the two finally meet up again. the first guy asks how the second guy has been, and he says "i think i fucked up"
[18:46] [games] hUntanoMAD: Lol
[18:47] [games] Nannachi: xD
[18:47] [games] NotTaskmgr dies of laughter
[18:47] [games] Fargblabble: is that the end?
[18:47] [games] ggar: yes
[18:47] [games] Fargblabble: hhahah
[18:47] [games] Fargblabble: what the heck
[18:48] [games] Fargblabble: lol
[18:48] [games] NOobsaUce: he did say it was a stupid joke
[18:48] [games] ggar: the whole point of this one is that it's super long and it makes you think something is gonna happen at the end lmao
[18:48] [games] Fargblabble: lke guy #2 had no plan or anything XD
[18:48] [games] Terrabull: I don't get it.
[18:49] [games] Fargblabble: just total "hold my beer"
[18:49] [games] ggar: honestly it's a better in person joke
[18:49] [games] hUntanoMAD: It's a nonsense joke! I love those
[18:49] [games] NotTaskmgr: why is basic so easy? if it were difficult itd be called complex.
[18:49] [games] NOobsaUce: what's green and has wheels?
[18:49] [games] ggar: my car
[18:50] [games] NotTaskmgr: ?
[18:50] [games] NOobsaUce: grass
[18:50] [games] NOobsaUce: I lied about the wheels.
[18:50] [games] hUntanoMAD: LOL
[18:50] [games] ggar: ...
[18:50] [games] NotTaskmgr: xd
[18:50] [games] ggar: lmao
[18:50] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: are we talking the pink joke?
[18:50] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: I hate the pink joke
[18:50] [games] Nannachi: oh oh i have a similar one
[18:50] [games] Nannachi: whats green and says hello
[18:51] [games] NotTaskmgr: ?
[18:51] [games] Nannachi glombs KMD while waiting
[18:51] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: though the purple ape joke was fun
[18:51] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: eeeep!
[18:51] [games] hUntanoMAD shrugs
[18:51] [games] KoL Miners Daughter huggles her Nan
[18:51] [games] Nannachi: the answer is the sidewalk.
[18:51] [games] NotTaskmgr: jebediah kerman?
[18:51] [games] ggar: ksp mentioned
[18:51] [games] hUntanoMAD: Hmm
[18:52] [games] hUntanoMAD: Is that a regional joke?
[18:52] [games] hUntanoMAD: Are sidewalks green somewhere?
[18:52] [games] Nannachi: they arent. and they dont say hello wither.
[18:52] [games] Nannachi: *either
[18:52] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: I know where the sidewalk ends
[18:52] [games] NotTaskmgr: whats blue and annoying?
[18:52] [games] Nannachi: .. that was the joke ^^;
[18:52] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: and heard of a place where the sidewalks have no name
[18:52] [games] hUntanoMAD: Hmm. Got it. It is one of those, but i fell into a trap of thinking it has context
[18:52] [games] Nannachi: yup ^^;
[18:53] [games] Nannachi: and whats blue and annoying not?
[18:53] [games] NotTaskmgr: the sky. i lied about the annoying part.
[18:53] [games] Nannachi: ... wow xD
[18:53] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: one of mah favorites is "What is brown and sticky?"
[18:53] [games] hUntanoMAD: A stick!
[18:53] [games] NotTaskmgr: POOP
[18:53] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: yep!
[18:53] [games] hUntanoMAD: I like that one
[18:53] [games] hUntanoMAD: Not, ew
[18:53] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: a stick socko
[18:53] [games] NotTaskmgr: ...oh
[18:53] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: sicko
[18:53] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: not socko
[18:54] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: socko is a clown's name. Or a sock puppet
[18:54] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: a sock puppet clown?
[18:54] [games] NotTaskmgr: why are boards green? bcuz they want u to touch grass
[18:54] [games] Nannachi: socko was the sock puppet's name from Bo Burnham's inside ^^
[18:54] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: who? what?
[18:55] [games] hUntanoMAD: Bo Burnham! The singing guy! With the Internet song!
[18:55] [games] Nannachi: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQXFNWuZj8
[18:55] [games] Nannachi: i absolutely adore him ^^
[18:55] [games] hUntanoMAD: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU
[18:55] [games] Fargblabble: <3 Meh.
[18:55] [games] hUntanoMAD: <3 meh
[18:55] [games] Nannachi: <3 meh
[18:56] [games] NotTaskmgr: why did john conway die? he didnt hzve exactly 2 or 3 living neighbors.
[18:57] [games] NotTaskmgr: cmon its obvious
[18:59] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: that was... disturbing
[19:00] [games] NotTaskmgr: i didnt mean it to :P
[19:00] [games] ggar: conway game of life reference
[19:00] [games] KoL Miners Daughter: no, the socko thingy
[19:00] [games] ggar: ah
[19:01] [games] NotTaskmgr: oh (i agree with that tho)